I'm Really Gone

This one goes to the tune of the Elvis Presley song All Shook Up.

Well, bless my soul, do you really think
That I’m alive and well working at Burger King
Didn’t you read the stories that I died in the john?
I fell off (boom) I’m really gone
It’s true, true baby.

Well, my fans are crazy. Tell me, what do you think?
Jim Morrison and I are living on the same street?
Tell me anyone who could keep a secret this long,
I wasn’t caught, (Proof), I’m really gone.
It’s true, true baby

Please don’t think that I’m well and fine,
I’m worth more now than when I was alive
And my little girl has put me to the test
She married someone who would scare me to death

She married the man they call The King Of Pop
If I were still alive, I would’ve surely dropped
But I’m glad to say she and he broke up
It wasn’t long, (ooh), I’m really gone
It’s true, true baby

My fans are waiting for me to speak
They see me everywhere every single week
But nobody has a camera that works just fine
Do you really need more proof that I’m not alive?

Just understand that the pills I got
Took me out, along with my big gut
So please stop overeating and taking drugs,
I was wrong, (mmph), and now I’m gone
It’s true, true baby
It’s true, true baby
I’m really gone

He Will Stalk You / We Are The Camera, Live at 10

This one goes to the tune of "We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions" by Queen.


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HE WILL STALK YOU

Honey, you're annoyed
With the pic boy
Laying in the street
You're gonna need a big man who's brave

Who's got scars on his face
To scare away
This dink who wants a picture today

Drinkin'?

He will, he will stalk you
He will, he will stalk you

Money for a young ma'am
Hard times, coming
Be discreet. You're gonna take all your meds today

You're on drugs, and he'll chase
For pics that pay
Weaving your van, or any disgrace

He will, he will stalk you
(Hit him!)
He will, he will stalk you

Honey, they have sold fans
More plans leaking
If your guys gonna take you to some big par-tay

Ya got coke on your face
He lies in wait
Til he gets a crack at your big pic of disgrace

He will, he will stalk you
(Click, Click)
He will, he will stalk you
(Show Your Body)
He will, he will stalk you
(Grin)
He will, he will stalk you
(No Rights)

WE ARE THE CAMERA, LIVE AT 10

We get our clues
Half of the time
From those with vengeance
Just bitter of your life

That's why we take
Those shots of you
That's why we run and click at your face
To sell to the news

(It just goes on and on and on and on)
(Chorus)

(CHORUS)
We are the camera. Live at 10
So please keep on smiling. I need a Benz
We need a racy shot.
We need a flashing shot.
No time is too cursed
Cause we are the camera.
Flash us, girls.

You've broken your vows
And made some bad calls
You've got the fame and firecrotch
You know they sold undies, didn't you
Down at the mall?

But it's been said that you're dozy
You know that you're screwed
We'll constantly try to catch you all in disgrace
When you're drunk on booze.

(Killing the buzz you're on, you're on, you're on, you're on)
(Chorus)

(CHORUS)
We are the camera. Live at 10
And we'll keep you frightened 'til you're dead
We are the camera
We will just hammer ya
Pose & smile for losers
Cause we are the camera.
Got ya girls.

We are the camera. Live at 10
And we'll be there hiding 'til you're pissed
We got the cameras
We know the path you're on
She paid for my pool, sir
cause I caught her with no panties on